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Old Mar 23, 2006, 05:25 AM // 05:25   #441
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you have toasted ur french mum

you know your in trobule when u dont which way is
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 07:18 AM // 07:18   #442
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when someone tells ur mom that u killed some fool

u know ur dizzy but ur really not but then again the room is spinning when...
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 07:36 AM // 07:36   #443
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... I read this question *confused*

You know that you are in a mental hospital when...
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 08:10 AM // 08:10   #444
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to jpsantos: when you're drunk.

When the gnomes in your cabinet tell you ...

You know you are up way too late when...
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #445
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... all the night-animals get tired and go to bed

You know that you are up way to early when...
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 11:07 AM // 11:07   #446
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when u nod off to sleep for 5 minutes in between each post and all of a sudden jerk ur head up thinking "what was I just doing..o yeah?"

You know when u are railroaded when.....
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 12:18 PM // 12:18   #447
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A train runs over your body and makes a horrible squishy sound.

You know you're a train when...
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27   #448
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you follow tracks

You know you are dead when...
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #449
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you no longer feel alive

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 01:44 PM // 13:44   #450
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when you dream about gnomes in your closet and guild wars factions.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 02:28 PM // 14:28   #451
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just before you save that really important document that you have been working on all week!

you know you have 3 legs when?
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #452
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your a guy. ROTFLMAO


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Old Mar 23, 2006, 02:51 PM // 14:51   #453
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cos your wife/girlfriend went shopping for shoes even she has 250 pairs already

you know you need a bigger house when?
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #454
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... you discover that your wife/girlfriend has stolen your visa card and went out shopping.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #455
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...your parachute says "Jansport for Kids" on it.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #456
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You have to buy two seats in an airplane.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 09:05 PM // 21:05   #457
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...someone is sitting there trying ot fix it


you know you are the cream of the crop when....
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 09:04 AM // 09:04   #458
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when your name is Lord Cooper

you know you said the wrong thing when...
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 11:55 AM // 11:55   #459
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... you say that Lord Cooper is the cream of the crop.

You know you pissed off the wrong person when...

(I think I know Lord Coopers response to this one... )
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 12:20 PM // 12:20   #460
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when they hit you with a sundering longsword of pink barbie slaying

you know you need to get out more when...?
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